![]() ![]() ![]() Bonnie, I love you, but I hope we’ll see Elena again before we say good-bye to this show. Plus 4.ĭamon’s done the math: There are approximately 22,916 days (give or take Bonnie’s witchy genes) before he sees Elena again, and he plans to spend the entire time drunk on bourbon. (And four more: I was totally right.) These heretics are bad, and I love it. Plus 10 because I want to see how formidable they are. I’m pretty sure these heretics are about to ditch Lily’s Ten-Million-Day Detox Cleanse and go feasting, ripper-style. “Unless you tragically choke to death on those cocktail peanuts,” he points out. Plus 6 for Beau.ĭamon is doing the I’m-stuck-with-you-until-you-die dance with Bonnie. I don’t know much about these heretics, but I know I like Beau. (In fairness, that wasn’t cool.) They also are not acclimating well to this three-sips-a-day regimen Lily has them on: They hate the people, the technology … and the stoned dude who hit and ran one of them. the Originals 2.0) are not fitting into the 21st century. Beau, Nora, Mary Louise, Malcolm, and Valerie (a.k.a. The heretics (also known as “wampires”) have arrived. Stefan said he could wait for her, but he was not speaking on behalf of me, okay? I. I’m calling it now, though: I cannot handle an entire season of will-they-or-won’t-they with my dear, precious Steroline. “I made this a thing, didn’t I?” Stefan, no offense … but you kind of make everything a thing. She’s now literally the safest girl on the show. ![]() “Damon’s watching out for Alaric, Bonnie’s watching out for Damon … I’m not sure who’s watching out for Bonnie.” Bonnie can watch out for herself, thank you very much. I’m into this, but I feel like it would be totally more efficient for them to just take voice memos on their iPhones?īonnie, Damon, and Alaric are drunk in Europe, grieving. Plus 8.įlashing back to just after Elena “died” - the diaries are back. Whatever the reason Damon’s there, team Salvatore is still alive and well, three years into the future. Plot twist: There are two coffins, not one! Damon has been napping away, but Stefan says he needs him and wakes him up. Stefan’s making his “I’ve just been shot” grunting noises, which is just about the only familiar thing in this setup. And scratch what I just said: We’re not in Mystic Falls, we’re in Brooklyn. We’ve said good-bye to an old friend (rest in sleep, Elena Gilbert), but hopefully you’ll say hello to a new one: I’m Tara Sonin, your new TVD recapper! Some things may never change, like the format of these recaps and the height of Stefan’s hero hair … but it’s Mystic Falls and we are in uncharted territory, so without further ado, let’s …įlash-forward three years into the future. It’s been a long summer, and lots of things have changed. From left: Scarlett Byrne as Nora, Candice King as Caroline, and Teressa Liane as Mary Louise. ![]()
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